AAARRGGH!!!
I looked out of the patio doors and there it was....
The little furry rodent just sat there eating away at a tray of sunflower seedlings! He obviously had seen me but decided that I posed little threat.....Ha how wrong!!
Think again Ratfink!
I picked up a big old piece of paving stone and hurled it at him and crash splat!!!
Missed him by a country mile,
Scored a direct hit though on a newly bought ceramic pot full of expensive day lillies. That £45 for the pot and £15 for the plants.
RATS!! Indeed
At least I scared him off...........or so I thought but 5mins later he was back quite happily scurrying about looking at the broken pot as if I had done that for his benefit.
I swear he turned and looked at me with his beady little eye and gave a little ratty wink!
WWWOOOOP WWWOOOOP
DEFCOM 1
THIS IS WAR PEOPLE!!!
p.s I over heard my neighbours arguing about who should clear out their shed the other day, the wife called the husband a pussy for being scared of a few mice.....HAH mice?? Rats my dear! thanks!!
6 comments:
That looks like a HAMSTER!!! :)
Veg-You didnt send Dexter on vaycay did you?
If you get a cat, make sure it's a mean one. Some domesticated pussies run a mile when they see a rat.
GB-Do you know any tigers?
Hate to say this but there is no such thing as a lone rat. He'll have back-up on standby. You want war, you got war.
Question is, soldier: can you handle the war?
steve-Got the big guns out, battle lines have been drawn and snipers are on the roof!
BRING IT ON BABY!!!
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