AAARRGGH!!!
I looked out of the patio doors and there it was....
The little furry rodent just sat there eating away at a tray of sunflower seedlings! He obviously had seen me but decided that I posed little threat.....Ha how wrong!!
Think again Ratfink!
I picked up a big old piece of paving stone and hurled it at him and crash splat!!!
Missed him by a country mile,
Scored a direct hit though on a newly bought ceramic pot full of expensive day lillies. That £45 for the pot and £15 for the plants.
RATS!! Indeed
At least I scared him off...........or so I thought but 5mins later he was back quite happily scurrying about looking at the broken pot as if I had done that for his benefit.
I swear he turned and looked at me with his beady little eye and gave a little ratty wink!
WWWOOOOP WWWOOOOP
DEFCOM 1
THIS IS WAR PEOPLE!!!
p.s I over heard my neighbours arguing about who should clear out their shed the other day, the wife called the husband a pussy for being scared of a few mice.....HAH mice?? Rats my dear! thanks!!
