Mad Tarrant!...ooops Tyrant!

 Up until a few weeks ago had you asked the "man on the street" to identify Libya,  9 out of 10 would of pointed to a ladies Naughty bits, but due to the resent up rising in the middle east then at least 7 out of 10 would point off  to somewhere in the distance. (ok maybe 2 or 3)
  There's not much we can say in favour of the harsh dictator Col Gaddafi  except that if you are going to seriously oppress your people and deny them any chance of change then at least do it with a misplaced theatrical style. Here is a man who dresses up in flowing robes that would make John Galliano blush whilst declaring that  its Drugs, Gays,Google and Western Women who have ruined his great and noble regimen. Come to think of it he may be right, you see all the worlds press seem to think he is talking about the activities of the uprising rebels but when you look at it more closely  maybe he's talking about all those "nights in" he has, smoking some weed, watching Graham Norton, trawling the internet for naked ladies and sending unwanted comments to every blog under the sun demanding we all  "BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN". Just think about it it makes sense, eh. ..... BUSTED!

 I think too that he has a fondness for Robert Palmer,  he see's himself fronting up on the "Addicted to Love" video. You know the one where the black clad beauties sway nonchalantly behind old Robo as he spews out some offensive noise.

 Yeah well old Gaddafi has his version but without the  guitars, he has dusky beauties toting sub-machine guns and a thousand ways to kill you in under ten second..

The Wahay Team!!

The real ball breakers.

 Here is the clincher... millions of you voted for Gaddafi! yes its true. Every Saturday night for weeks you all spent a pound of your hard earned cash supporting a tyrant in his bid for world domination. 

SEE I TOLD YOU SO!!